Rhymes With Truck Lyrics

Who put the dick on the snowman And embarrassed the family? Could have used a Ball bat Cucumber or a zucchini But instead you used a thimble, Somethin' you could barely see! Who pu...Read Full Lyrics

I got home and the door was locked so I tried to ring the bell, I found a little bitty note that she had wrote telling me to go to hell. I crawed in the window got inside she kicke...Read Full Lyrics

Well it seems to me that this whole world's gone crazy There's too much hate and killing goin' on But when I see the bare chest of a woman My worries and my problems are all gone N...Read Full Lyrics

I woke up this morning and I sliped down in the shower Bumped my head on the faucit and it bled for a whole damn hour I didn't have time for breakfast so I walked right to the door...Read Full Lyrics

Well life on a crotch is kinda laid back Watching them peckers try to get in her crack I get messy when they slip me off the track thank god I'm A pubic hair! Well she fluffs me u...Read Full Lyrics

Our work day's done. Go grab a shower! Let's hit the pub. It's Happy Hour. If we get bombed. Who gives a damn? I'm not as drunk, As you think I am. Those chicks right there Don't...Read Full Lyrics

I've been married nine years That's one story My wife has been through everything I've learned some shit bout marriage Never start a sentence with the words your f**kin mother If y...Read Full Lyrics

We were young when we first met, And I wont ever forget the way you made me feel that night back then, Little did I know my life had change forever Inside of you my angel had to be...Read Full Lyrics

On the first nite in the tittie club We were checkin out all the chicks. There were black ones and white ones, Bruinets and blondes, Look at the size of the red heads tits. The fir...Read Full Lyrics

I went to my neighbours yard sale, To see what I could fine. I find me and old pair of underwear Hanging on a clothes line. I ask an old woman in a lawn chair, How much you want fo...Read Full Lyrics