Samurai Abstinence Patrol Lyrics

[Skit - Danny Sexbang] So for the past three and a half years, Ninja Brian and I have been working on the most intense metal song of all time It's finally ready, so prepare your ...Read Full Lyrics

So you want to be a great lover Ninja Sex Party will help you train So much knowledge to discover We'll shoot a hot load of wisdom all over your brain Lets go, it's time for ...Read Full Lyrics

[Intro] Danny: You know, Ninja Brian, it's not enough to just be the world's most amazing lover. You also have to be a smooth talker Ninja Brian: (silence) Danny: Well, of cours...Read Full Lyrics

Once upon a morning dawn Ninja Brian and I happened upon a gold pond In a forest enchanted where we both gazed upon A bold sight so fair, see there Beneath the blue waterfall, ...Read Full Lyrics

[Intro] *clears throat* [Verse] You're probably thinking to yourself "Ninja Sex Party, you're awesome!" We know But thank you anyway You're having trouble deciding Whic...Read Full Lyrics

[Verse 1] Shadows lie across our hearts As we walk another hundred miles It's only the first day And three fifths of our party has died (Not a good average) Then we saw the w...Read Full Lyrics

The legends say the chalice lies In the mountain of a thousand nights And he who wields it will become crazy awesome And all my life, I've wondered What awesomeness was really ...Read Full Lyrics

[Danny Sexbang] We made our way inside the cave That the bear hatched in the mountain side We found the alter of sweetness and atop it lay our prize (Oh shit the chalice.) We ...Read Full Lyrics

[Verse 1] Five feet high and three feet wide No one's ever eaten the whole thing and survived It comes with a bucket of ranch on the side It's the Ultimate Sandwich (Dear God!)...Read Full Lyrics

[Verse 1] You've been counting all the days off Of your calendar for weeks now You can't wait for Saturday cause That's the night that it all goes down From 7:45 to 7:48pm in ...Read Full Lyrics