Show Us Your Guns Lyrics

(feat. Emma Stone, Kate McKinnon & Aidy Bryant) (Spoken Intro) [KATE MCKINNON] Everyone knows the story [EMMA STONE] Of our Lord and savior Jesus Christ [AIDY BRYANT] ...Read Full Lyrics

(feat. Steve Martin, Lorne Michaels, Mike Myers, Chris Farley, Phil Hartman & Tim Meadows) (Spoken intro) [CHRIS FARLEY] So, you remember when Bill Murray came, when you were ...Read Full Lyrics

[open on courtroom ] Judge: [throwing down the gavel] Now I must have order please or I’m forced to clear this courtroom. Prosecutor: [questioning Ms. Davis ] Ms. Davis, co...Read Full Lyrics

[Background music throughout: cheesy, pompous newsreel music. Superimposed title: The Impossible Truth. Cut to a globe and a superimposed text which scrolls past as a cheesy, pompo...Read Full Lyrics

(feat. Beck Bennett, Vanessa Bayer, Sasheer Zamata, Leslie Jones, Ariana Grande, Cecily Strong, Aidy Bryant & Kate McKinnon) [Verse 1: Kate McKinnon & Aidy Bryant] The world, i...Read Full Lyrics

(feat. Phil Hartman, Dana Carvey & Woody Harrelson) [WOODY] On the lonesome trail a cowboy's thoughts will wander [ALL] When he's sittin' in the saddle And he's lookin' at...Read Full Lyrics

(feat. Pete Davidson & Chris Redd) [Hook 1] - Chris Redd Trees Bitch I be loving these trees (loving these trees) Trees Bitch I be loving these trees (loving these trees) ...Read Full Lyrics

(feat. Sam Rockwell) [Intro] Yo Lil Pump Sam Rockwell There's a certain guy He's a character actor we both love He's very underappreciated This is for our boy Stanley Es...Read Full Lyrics

[ FADE IN on a caveman on his knees by a river ] Announcer (V/O): In the dawn of civilization, long before the Bronze Age, man first began his search for the close shave. [ T...Read Full Lyrics

[ open on Mr. and Mrs. Kromer sitting on the couch in their living room ] Mr. Kromer: Oh, honey! "Boeing Boeing" with Jerry Lewis is on in ten minutes. Mrs. Kromer: Aw, sweet...Read Full Lyrics