Tucci Gang Lyrics

[ FADE IN on a caveman on his knees by a river ] Announcer (V/O): In the dawn of civilization, long before the Bronze Age, man first began his search for the close shave. [ T...Read Full Lyrics

[ open on Mr. and Mrs. Kromer sitting on the couch in their living room ] Mr. Kromer: Oh, honey! "Boeing Boeing" with Jerry Lewis is on in ten minutes. Mrs. Kromer: Aw, sweet...Read Full Lyrics

[ open on title graphic ] [ Music Over: "Mack the Knife", Bobby Darin ] [ dissolve to talk show set ] Phyllis Crawford: Hi, I'm Phyllis Crawford, and welcome to "Victims o...Read Full Lyrics

[ FADE IN on an empty home base ] Don Pardo (V/O): And now, comedienne Valri Bromfield! [ Bromfield enters to applause. She is a thin, pale woman in a pink shirt and a black ...Read Full Lyrics

(feat. Seth Myers, Jay Pharoah, Lady Gaga & Nasim Pedrad) KANYE: Welcome to our show, waking up with Kimye, haaaaaaaa! I'm Kanye West and this is my girl Kim Kardashian. What be...Read Full Lyrics

Announcer: From Saturday Night news headquarters, this is Weekend Update, with Chevy Chase. Chevy Chase: [ talking into the telephone ] What are you wearing right now? [ smiles ...Read Full Lyrics

(feat. Leslie Jones, Melissa Villaseñor, Saoirse Ronan, Kate McKinnon, Aidy Bryant & Cecily Strong) [Cecily Strong] Hey there, boys. We know the last couple months have been f...Read Full Lyrics

Woodrow: when I'm scared, there's a song that i sing and i want you to sing it with me Toasters and birds Little pidgeon turds Radio in my hair It's really not fair And I love you...Read Full Lyrics

(feat. Woody Harrelson, Phil Hartman & Dana Carvey) (Verse 1) [WOODY] Oh, I'm glad that I'm a cowboy It's the cowboy's life for me There's not another kind of boy That I wo...Read Full Lyrics

[ Open to a small room with two men sitting in chairs ] Professor: Let us begin. Repeat after me. [ European Immigrant in tight-mouthed concentration, nods ] Professor: I ...Read Full Lyrics