The Courtroom Lyrics

[Background music throughout: cheesy, pompous newsreel music. Superimposed title: The Impossible Truth. Cut to a globe and a superimposed text which scrolls past as a cheesy, pompo...Read Full Lyrics

(feat. Beck Bennett, Vanessa Bayer, Sasheer Zamata, Leslie Jones, Ariana Grande, Cecily Strong, Aidy Bryant & Kate McKinnon) [Verse 1: Kate McKinnon & Aidy Bryant] The world, i...Read Full Lyrics

(feat. Phil Hartman, Dana Carvey & Woody Harrelson) [WOODY] On the lonesome trail a cowboy's thoughts will wander [ALL] When he's sittin' in the saddle And he's lookin' at...Read Full Lyrics

(feat. Pete Davidson & Chris Redd) [Hook 1] - Chris Redd Trees Bitch I be loving these trees (loving these trees) Trees Bitch I be loving these trees (loving these trees) ...Read Full Lyrics

(feat. Sam Rockwell) [Intro] Yo Lil Pump Sam Rockwell There's a certain guy He's a character actor we both love He's very underappreciated This is for our boy Stanley Es...Read Full Lyrics

[ FADE IN on a caveman on his knees by a river ] Announcer (V/O): In the dawn of civilization, long before the Bronze Age, man first began his search for the close shave. [ T...Read Full Lyrics

[ open on Mr. and Mrs. Kromer sitting on the couch in their living room ] Mr. Kromer: Oh, honey! "Boeing Boeing" with Jerry Lewis is on in ten minutes. Mrs. Kromer: Aw, sweet...Read Full Lyrics

[ open on title graphic ] [ Music Over: "Mack the Knife", Bobby Darin ] [ dissolve to talk show set ] Phyllis Crawford: Hi, I'm Phyllis Crawford, and welcome to "Victims o...Read Full Lyrics

[ FADE IN on an empty home base ] Don Pardo (V/O): And now, comedienne Valri Bromfield! [ Bromfield enters to applause. She is a thin, pale woman in a pink shirt and a black ...Read Full Lyrics

(feat. Seth Myers, Jay Pharoah, Lady Gaga & Nasim Pedrad) KANYE: Welcome to our show, waking up with Kimye, haaaaaaaa! I'm Kanye West and this is my girl Kim Kardashian. What be...Read Full Lyrics