The Death Of Barry The Roofer With Vertigo Lyrics

The devil went down to Scunthorpe, looking for a soul to steal In a bind an' way behind he was willin' to make a deal. When he came across this young man pickin' on a guitar, playi...Read Full Lyrics

I'm always felling lonely I'm always feeling blue She was the one and only She said sheloved me too But now she's gone and left me Just like they always do Now I'm always full of m...Read Full Lyrics

The grub was vile, we couldn't crack a smile We paid twenty smackers just to sail up the nile It cos ten quid.. To get stuck inside A pppppyramid. I'd rather be in Hawaii, cleetho...Read Full Lyrics

I can't stop moping - I can't stop crying I just ain't coping - don't feel like trying "Don't ditch me," I cry, but this is her reply She said "Oi mush, you've got the push goodbye...Read Full Lyrics

Every night I know that she goes to Finos, And every night I know that she see's him Every night she holds him tight at Finos And everynight it's alright for him... [Chorus:] And ...Read Full Lyrics

Hey! hey! hey! hey! There's a motor store at the top of Hylton Road You go there for for little bits n pieces for your car And in the office there sits a secretary she's got Long b...Read Full Lyrics

I'd walk across the M. 1. I'd trek through the Amazon I'd be a spanish matador, nowt would be too risky for me I'd loop the loop in a Jumbo I'd box with Frankie Bruno I could do an...Read Full Lyrics

I've got a little brother his christian name is Sid, Ever since he saw the turtles he's flipped his lid. He's always scoffing pizzas just like Leonardo, Donatello Raphael and Micha...Read Full Lyrics

Were 21 Today, 21 Today We've got the key to the door Never been 21 before Father says we can do as we like Mother says the same We're a bunch o'weirdos 21 today...Read Full Lyrics

Jimmy lives his life for charity Jimmy's got no wife just an O. B. E. Everybody depends on Jimmy Jimmy's getting a little cheesed off Jimmy reckons they've all enough If they want ...Read Full Lyrics