Stop Forwarding That Crap To Me Lyrics

Had to park my car for just five minutes I had to go inside to use the phone When I came back again my car was gone Well, I didn't know it was a loading zone What a bummer, I was s...Read Full Lyrics

(Vader with Sidious/Emporer) It's not the east or the west side. No it's not! It's not the north or the south side. No it's not! It's the Dark side. You are correct! Keep frontin' ...Read Full Lyrics

Her name was Leia, She was a princess! With a danish on each ear and Darth Vader drawing near... So R2-D2, Found Ben Kenobi, He'd have to put the Death Star plans into the Rebellio...Read Full Lyrics

[parody of maneater by hall & oates] Oh, oh, here she comes. Boy, she likes that processed meat. Oh, oh, here she comes. Shes spameater!...Read Full Lyrics

Sometimes you feel like a nut Sometimes you don't Almond Joy's got nuts Mounds don't Almond Joy's got rich milk chocolate Coconut and honey nuts too Mounds got deep dark chocolate...Read Full Lyrics

Your sports team is vastly inferior That simple fact is plainly obvious to see We're gonna kick your collective posterior Of course you realize we're speaking figuratively Our stat...Read Full Lyrics

[Announcer:] There's just one place to go for all of your spatula needs [Random Voice #1:] Spatula City [Random Voice #2:] Spatula City [Announcer:] A giant warehouse of spatulas ...Read Full Lyrics

I'm never satisfied with three meals a day While the world is sleeping I'll be munching away Gonna sneak into the kitchen, gonna tiptoe down and turn on the light Right, yeah, if n...Read Full Lyrics

What is this song all about? Can't figure any lyrics out How do the words to it go? I wish you'd tell me, I don't know Don't know, don't know, don't know, I don't know! Don't know,...Read Full Lyrics

I starred in every high school play Blew every drama teacher away Graduated first in my class at Juilliard Took every acting workshop I could And I dreamed of Hollywood While I rea...Read Full Lyrics