Strange Things In My Soup Lyrics

+The Bronx Bird Watcher On a branch of a tree sat a little tomtit, Singing willow, tit willow, tit willow. An uncomfortable place for a boidie to sit, Singing willow, tit willow, t...Read Full Lyrics

I'm singing you the ballad Of a great man of the cloth His name was Harry Lewis And he worked for Irving Roth He died while cutting velvet On a hot July the 4th But his clo...Read Full Lyrics

Oh, I'm on the Drinking Man's Diet, It came from a book I was loaned. It's really terrific and quite scientific And I'm half stoned. For breakfast some cornflakes and vodka, B...Read Full Lyrics

The Dropouts' March (No more pencils, no more books, No more teachers' dirty looks. Dropouts! Dropouts! Yeah team!) On, dropouts, down the field, Ain't we the national shame. Che...Read Full Lyrics

This is the start of the Laarge Daark Aardvark Song. (bum-bum-bum-bum, bum-bum-bum, bum, yeah yeah yeah!) There is a large dark aardvark in the park, They say he's missing from ...Read Full Lyrics

+The Let's All Call Up at&T And Protest To The President March It's the "The Let's All Call Up AT&T And Protest To The President March." Can you see him smirking and smiling? 'Caus...Read Full Lyrics

Beautiful molars... Lovely bicuspids... I'm Dr. Prentice, the painless dentist; By that what's meant is, It really doesn't hurt. This is Miss Klinger; you've met her finger. ...Read Full Lyrics

He stood four foot eight And wore a beatnik beard He had big thick glasses That looked real weird He weighed ninety-eight pounds But a whole nation feared The rebel! He ha...Read Full Lyrics

The twelve days of christmas Allan Sherman Note: "S" is Sherman, "C" is the chorus and "B" is both S: On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me A Japanese transistor r...Read Full Lyrics

(based on "There's No Business Like Show Business") The man I chose to govern me And twenty million others Is not from Yale or Harvard, He's from dear old Warner Brothers. Yesterda...Read Full Lyrics