Teenage Love On The Phone Lyrics

"And now, the sever beating of a high school janitor." [Mopping sounds] Mop, mop, mop All day long Mop, mop, mop While I sing this song [Sound of someone walking towards him] Gon...Read Full Lyrics

Performed by adam sandler, frank, and randi Transcribed by a fan "and now a cow at bat in the bottom of the 6th inning of a little league game getting hit by a pitch" [baseball ...Read Full Lyrics

Performed by rob schneider "and now the severe beating of a high school science teacher." [lecturing] "zinc is by far the best element." "i also like plutonium." "it's just fun t...Read Full Lyrics

"And now the severe beating of a high school spanish teacher." [Lecturing] [Writing on chalk board] "Juan es muy guapo." [Door opens, walking towards her] "Hola." "Senor?" "Hay p...Read Full Lyrics

"And now the buffoon's date at the drive-in with the school's valedictorian." [Valedictorian:] "I really appreciate you're asking me out. Most people are intimidated by my high ac...Read Full Lyrics

"And now a buffoon's meeting with the dean of admissions at a prestigious college." "Well Michael, I would like to extend my warmest congradulations On your upcoming graduation and...Read Full Lyrics

[Sound of pom-poms] Cheerleader: [With annoying feminine voice] "Ok you guys, let's hear Some spirit! " [Performing cheer] Cheerleader: "United, we are united.. We'll be 'cause we'...Read Full Lyrics

[Adam Sandler]: And now the excited Southerner has a job interview. [Man]: So why don't you tell me why you would be an asset to this company. [Excite Southerner]: ... Good quest...Read Full Lyrics

[Adam Sandler]: And now the excited Southerner gets to meet his favorite film actor, Mel Gibson. [Man]: Mr. Gibson? I'm sorry to bother you sir but this gentleman is a big fan and...Read Full Lyrics

[Adam Sandler]: And now the excited Southerner gets pulled over by a cop. [Cop]: Do you realize how fast you were going sir? {Excited Southerner]: Yes.. Yes I do... And uh there ...Read Full Lyrics