The Path Lyrics

There's this girl,Her name is Esther Lee.And I've known her since,grade three plus three.She's really really really really niceI would so tap herI wouldnt have to to think twiceWe ...Read Full Lyrics

Some say the sea will one day claim her own. One day the sea will take me home. As I lie in the heart of the hurricane, After shipwrecked days and single Set sail for further shore...Read Full Lyrics

All hands on deck,As the Titanic was wrecked.And it's all hands on deck,Sinking to a deeper depth.Crossing name off on my listAnd I say luck has no place here.Heading to a watery g...Read Full Lyrics

We live in the dullest statePackage stores all close at eightMalls are full of optometristsAnd restaurants we hateSwimming across Lake QuassapaugStealing makeup, catching frogsCutt...Read Full Lyrics

When you met meYou couldn't believeHow happy happy happyI was.Happy, happy, happy me.I was so able to get closeI was on a megadoseOf happy, happy, happy…Pharmaceutically,you fell...Read Full Lyrics

I heard your wife died the other dayI want to be the one first to saythat I want you to do me!When I heard that she bit the dustI was oddly consumed with lustI was dying for you…...Read Full Lyrics

Obviously you slept with that girl from your reunion.I just don’t see why you’d deny itYou guys obviously slept togetherI don’t careI mean I think she’s a skankBut whatever...Read Full Lyrics

Heard about Vicki from a guy named Dan.She’s got blonde hair and a salon tan.She makes you feel like you’re the only man she knows.Vicky never needs to criticize.She will swall...Read Full Lyrics

Crazy guy…Why aren’t you obsessed with me?Why are you obsessed with her?I’m crazy ‘bout you, crazy guy.I’m friendly to you.I meet your crazy gaze.I’m crazy ‘bout your...Read Full Lyrics

You know those girls who seem like they’re really cool… until you realize that everything that’s cool about them is something they sucked out of their ex-boyfriends? You know...Read Full Lyrics