Tacky Lyrics

My whole family Loves "Three's Company" See the reruns constantly There on my TV Syndicated Incorporated Well, I know what's on the tube I know just what too see Got my TV Guide ...Read Full Lyrics

I got my alligator boots I wear my pants skin tight I wear my dark sunglasses in the middle of the night And when I look in the mirror I'm-a such an awesome sight It makes me wanna...Read Full Lyrics

Oh the sand keeps falling through the hourglass And there's no way you're going to slow it down You say we gotta treasure each moment Who knows how long we're gonna be around Yeah ...Read Full Lyrics

Had to park my car for just five minutes I had to go inside to use the phone When I came back again my car was gone Well, I didn't know it was a loading zone What a bummer, I was s...Read Full Lyrics

(Vader with Sidious/Emporer) It's not the east or the west side. No it's not! It's not the north or the south side. No it's not! It's the Dark side. You are correct! Keep frontin' ...Read Full Lyrics

Her name was Leia, She was a princess! With a danish on each ear and Darth Vader drawing near... So R2-D2, Found Ben Kenobi, He'd have to put the Death Star plans into the Rebellio...Read Full Lyrics

[parody of maneater by hall & oates] Oh, oh, here she comes. Boy, she likes that processed meat. Oh, oh, here she comes. Shes spameater!...Read Full Lyrics

Sometimes you feel like a nut Sometimes you don't Almond Joy's got nuts Mounds don't Almond Joy's got rich milk chocolate Coconut and honey nuts too Mounds got deep dark chocolate...Read Full Lyrics

Your sports team is vastly inferior That simple fact is plainly obvious to see We're gonna kick your collective posterior Of course you realize we're speaking figuratively Our stat...Read Full Lyrics

[Announcer:] There's just one place to go for all of your spatula needs [Random Voice #1:] Spatula City [Random Voice #2:] Spatula City [Announcer:] A giant warehouse of spatulas ...Read Full Lyrics