The Conspiracy Song Lyrics

Hey Kitten, whatcha doin'? Wanna play the guitar? You say, what's that sound Coming out of the hole in the wood? You say, what's that sound Coming out of the hole in the wood? You ...Read Full Lyrics

Hello, Colin; it's the fez! Who has angered the volcano god? (x4) You have angered the volcano god! I'd like to help you son, but you smell like a goat (ha ha ha ha) Chonga the ...Read Full Lyrics

The girl with the strong arm has saved world cinema Saved it from itself I like to think The girl with the strong arm restores old paintings Including one she found under the sink ...Read Full Lyrics

When I have to puke at night I can be so indiscreet I don't run down to the john I just throw up on my sheets I puke on the pillow and I puke on my floor It smells so bad it makes ...Read Full Lyrics

His stop is always after yours He never seems to leave I heard him speak only once You're standing on my foot (x2) He never reads the paper And state's lottery number is 5-8-3 I h...Read Full Lyrics

- Are you ready Dave? - Uh-huh. - Malory? - Ok. - Joe? - I don't know. - Well alright fellas... Let's gooo!!! Hee and a hoe And I love my baby so In the bottom of the bottomless p...Read Full Lyrics

I saw a cigar shaped flying ship It landed outside on my lawn You poked your head out of a door And said, "Hurry up get on." I've never seen the sight before The world became a shr...Read Full Lyrics

Wendel brought it to life in his guest room bath tub It was a special project for his 4-H club But it broke loose out in the middle of the night And now it's eatin' flower children...Read Full Lyrics

Hello, my name is Billy Bob and I don't give a damn I got myself some white sheets straight from the Ku Klux Klan I got myself a daughter and she's a Mongoloid Because I married my...Read Full Lyrics

She was once an attraction at the county fair And now she sleeps in a box at the top of the stairs And she loves it here, make no mistake Cause she can earn her keep by chasin' sna...Read Full Lyrics