Tears Began to Fall Lyrics

School is a scamCollege is fakeYour job is a jokeMy brain's an eggThe cake's a lieHere eyes, a messAnd all my plansAre just a guessNow I never want to see another movie again(Uh oh...Read Full Lyrics

If you're feeling lonely like a slave Far too soon, you will wake up afraid Two and two and two might equal six But only three will make you happy like me This is what I wanted to ...Read Full Lyrics

Theodor Bikel:Ladies and gentlemen! Chorus:200 motels Theodor Bikel:200 motels.. Life on the road. Theodor Bikel:Ladies and gentlemen! and here he is..Who?Larry the dwarf.Larry lik...Read Full Lyrics

This town This town This town we're in is just a Sealed tuna sandwich with the wrapper glued We get a few in every tour They're always such a fucking bore I can't wait till we blo...Read Full Lyrics

This town This town Is a sealed tuna sandwich Sealed tuna sandwich With the wrapper glued It's by baloney on the rack It goes for 40 cents a whack It's just a place for us to play ...Read Full Lyrics

This town This town Is a Sealed Tuna Sandwich Sealed Tuna Sandwich With the wrapper glued (WITH THE WRAPPER GLUED!) It's by baloney on the rack Rant-tant-tant Tant-tant-tant Tant-t...Read Full Lyrics

My name is Burtram I am a redneck All my friends, They call me 'Burt' (Hi, Burt!) All my family, From down in Texas Make their livin' Diggin' dirt Come out here to Californy, Just...Read Full Lyrics

Mark Volman & Howard Kaylan:Went on the roadfor a month touring. What a drag...You gotta goeven if you'd rather be at home.Flaked outin Hollywood.drove to Inglewood and then we dum...Read Full Lyrics

JCB: Hey, who are these dudes? Are you a boy, or a girl? HA HA HA HA...HA HA JCB: What the fuck was that? I wonder if that son of a bitch can play something I might even like! H...Read Full Lyrics

Centerville A real nice place to raise your kids up Centerville It's really neat! Churches Churches And liquor stores...Read Full Lyrics