Television Satellite Lyrics

Born into the out, There was nothing for you to be screaming and shouting about, Time will tell, the years have told, That your sisters and brothers will fall by days of gold...Read Full Lyrics

Stood next to me. The first degree. I saw it fall, And hit the floor. Did you spill my pint? I've got no beer. It means I'm queer. I'll start a fight - Punch out your lights. Did y...Read Full Lyrics

It's that time of year, It's time to go abroad, It's time to go on holiday, And visit Betty Ford's. Get some beers right down my neck, I'm gonna get right out of my head, I can't h...Read Full Lyrics

Who cares, if it's fiction of fact? The editorial management, they know where it's at, Power to crush, power to praise, They are lost in a dimwitted daze, Originallity really sucks...Read Full Lyrics

Billy knows who he wants to be, He wants to be a non-entity. The thing about Billy is he ain't too bright, He don't open his eyes or he sees the light. Billy, get a life! [Repe...Read Full Lyrics

Stood next to me. The first degree. I saw it fall, And hit the floor. Did you spill my pint? I've got no beer. It means I'm queer. I'll start a fight - Punch out your lights. Di...Read Full Lyrics

Is that your gut? Or the front of a bus? You should be ashamed of yourself. You look like a baloon, 'Cos you're so full of lard, It's good for none of our health. You fat bastard F...Read Full Lyrics

One, two, three, four. My name's Mr. Normaltyon, I'm just an ordinary typr of bloke, My life's mundane, I hate my job, My life's mundane, I'm uch a knob. I don't go icky ficky, I d...Read Full Lyrics

Too much too high You smoke, you die Flying killer cobs from the planet Bob, His mega mental shooter stuck in your gob, Flying killer cobs from the planet Bob, You're in big troud ...Read Full Lyrics

My boss at work, Is such a twat, He wants to spank my bottom, With a cricket bat. He says he'll use, A Gunn and Moore, And spank my bottom 'till, It's really sore. Ooh he spanks me...Read Full Lyrics