Terror! In The Girls Room Lyrics

One, two, three, and fourShe fluffs her hair she hits the floorSpandex pants, wide pink beltShe's got the 80's metal downI dont get why anyone Would want to repeat this more than o...Read Full Lyrics

The train comes round againTwenty-five times in one dayBut the train ain't fast enoughMy heart beats track beats awayYeah...-Chorus-'Cuz we're like animals on fireNo, we're like a ...Read Full Lyrics

Well, I saw a lot of trees today and they were all made of wood.They were wooden trees and they were made entirely of wood.I came home today and you were all on fire.Your shirt was...Read Full Lyrics

Last year, I was on a twin-engine plane coming from Milwaukee to New York City. Just over La Guardia, one of the engines conked out and we started to drop straight down, flipping o...Read Full Lyrics

I saw an man on the Bowery and he was wearing ancient, greasy clothes and brand-new bright white socks and no shoes.Instead, he was standing on two small pieces of plywood and as h...Read Full Lyrics

When I was in L.A. I went to several services run by an organization called the Universalist World Church. The services were held in a huge auditorium, formerly a used-car showroom...Read Full Lyrics

{It is against the rules and regulations of the New Jersey Turnpike Authority to drive in the wrong direction on the New Jersey Turnpike.It is against the rules and regulations of ...Read Full Lyrics

JOE: In our country, you’re free and so you’re born and so they say, “You’re free,” so happy birthday. And even if you were born to lose--even if you were a complete wrec...Read Full Lyrics

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A while ago, I got a call from the Tesla Institute in Belgrade, long distance. The voice was very faint and it said, “Understand do we that much of your work has been dedicated t...Read Full Lyrics