The Bronx Bird Watcher Lyrics

It's the "The Let's All Call Up AT&T And Protest To The President March."Can you see him smirking and smiling?'Cause he's got us all digit dialing.So let's all call up AT&T and pro...Read Full Lyrics

When Benjamin Disraeli was Prime Minister of England, And good old Queen Victoria was the Queen, Whenever she would need him for official palace business, Disraeli, he was nowhere ...Read Full Lyrics

i cannot see another lying in a coffin,another does of controlled self harm,i dont think anyone realises why,i dont think i'll even bother,listen to me you need to keep your unity,...Read Full Lyrics

Listen all you children to my sad refrain About a subway conductor on a runaway train Squeezing people into cars, he won his fame And John Charles Cohen was the great man's name J...Read Full Lyrics

It's a most unusual play Feel like throwing my tickets away, 'Cause the boy gets the boy And the girl gets the girl And it's way too far off Broadway It's a most unusual plot Whic...Read Full Lyrics

This is the start of the large dark aardvark song (Bum-bum-bum-bum, bum-bum-bum, bum, yeah yeah yeah!) There is a large dark aardvark in the park, They say he's missing from the z...Read Full Lyrics

That old back scratcher has me in its spell, That old back scratcher like the Chinese sell Your plastic fingers up and down my spine, The same old itchcraft when your touch meets m...Read Full Lyrics

Oh, I'm on the Drinking Man's Diet, It came from a book I was loaned. It's really terrific and quite scientific And I'm half stoned. For breakfast some cornflakes and vodka, But co...Read Full Lyrics

Once I had a secret code, Where A was be , and bewas G. G was K, and K was J; And J was M, and M was P. V was X, and X was V, And you was I, and I was U. 87 stood for Z, And 2 for...Read Full Lyrics

Beautiful molars... Lovely bicuspids... I'm Dr. Prentice, the painless dentist; By that what's meant is, It really doesn't hurt. This is Miss Klinger, you've met her finger. So op...Read Full Lyrics