The Happy Guy Lyrics

Frank, the new CEO had to answer to the board. The board was getting anxious, and the shareholders were On a bed, legs in air, ass-cheeks open wide They were about to get fucked li...Read Full Lyrics

In the darkest tunnel, it's nice to see a light, Not just a headlight, Like the one that's heading right for me. It would be nice if things could turn out right, Turn out right yea...Read Full Lyrics

Did you get that rush, that feeling, adrenalin pumping through your veins? A lifeless body in the gutter, city streets are stained How do you rationalize, what do you see in your r...Read Full Lyrics

When they tightly strap me in, give me lethal injection, Just a few moments to live, no remorse for what I did, Was for the betterment of man, I gave the utmost sacrifice, Before m...Read Full Lyrics

We meet in underground parking lots And late night in coffee shops With voices low unless we're drunk We've got hats and cupped sunglasses We question all that is wrong We discuss ...Read Full Lyrics

Talking about the Moron Bros', tattooed fingers, tattooed toes They're idiots, losers, they're scum Taking advantage of everyone You're a dog, they're your fleas Doing everything t...Read Full Lyrics

Call it libertarian, cause we do as we please Don't need fear, or force or farce to know morality Cuz morals aren't substance you can shove in someone's ear They're basically a bi-...Read Full Lyrics

[Verse 1] Be a winner not a problem admitter un-quit Better to be a hepper than a healthy 12 stepper, forfeit You want to keep it going but you don’t know how Everyone at meeting...Read Full Lyrics

We're professional punkers We come from the suburbs After 15 years, we're still having fun Now we're over 30, not looking so purty At least we got a beat up accordion That's Eric ...Read Full Lyrics

[Father:] Hey Kids! [Kids:] Hey Dad! [Father:] What'da want to do today? [Kids:] We don't know. [Father:] Wanna go to the matinee? [Kids:] NO! [Father:] Wanna go to the Amusement P...Read Full Lyrics