The Living Garbage Truck Lyrics

[includes a quote from Whole Lotta Love (Page/Plant/Jones/Bonham)]Mark: All skate. Men only!Aynsley: Man, shou . . . shoulda put the fuckin' [...]?: Gotta put that sign on the fron...Read Full Lyrics

[includes a quote from Blue Moon (Hart/Rodgers)]Howard: Sure, man, and I'll go until two and I'm gonna be in there supporting 'em, in fact I'll sit in with those guys. I'm into it,...Read Full Lyrics

Howard: Yes, ladies and gentlemen, coming to you direct from high atop the Konrad Adenauer Inn. Just a short forty five minute rocket flight, from where Cape Canaveral meets the Al...Read Full Lyrics

[includes a quote from If I Were King Of The Forest (Harburg/Arlen)]Dick: (Snorks)Howard: "Not duke, not queen, but king." You haven't lost your touch, Gnarler, you can snort with ...Read Full Lyrics

Big John Mazmanian!Gas Rhonda!Funny Car!Sunday!FZ: Thank youAynsley: You're welcomeHoward: Hey, listen!Mark: My throat . . .Howard: Send me twelve eight by ten glossies in Monday's...Read Full Lyrics

Mark: "Hi, friends. Now just be honest about it, friends and neighbours. Did you ever consider the possibility that your penis, and in the case of many dignified ladies, that size ...Read Full Lyrics

Howard: You, you there with the hard on!FZ: With the hard on the little napkin in the small pocket mirror, would you please rise . . .Mark: Brian Hyland, ladies and gentlemen!Howar...Read Full Lyrics

[includes a quote from Tico-Tico no Fuba (Zequinha de Abreu)][Pauley Pavilion, UCLA, CaliforniaAugust 7, 1971]Ballen von ZeckenUnd alten Sporthemden, Sporthemden, SporthemdenLachen...Read Full Lyrics

[includes a quote from Lady Of The Island (Graham Nash)][Rainbow Theater, London, EnglandDecember 10, 1971]Ooooooh AaaaaahOooohAaaahHoward: Poor baby!FZ: Oooooh . . . Don't like th...Read Full Lyrics

Back [...] a hundred years agoThere wasn't anyway you can go down here in FloridaMississippi[...]Any of [...] thingsThen you got your home [...]And you got your own thingsAnd you g...Read Full Lyrics