The Next Time Lyrics

Ye married a monk, ye married a mooseYe married a carey-on roond the hooseA roon the hoose, a roon the hooseLet's all a carey on roon the hooseYe married a boy who'd never been kis...Read Full Lyrics

This prissy, skinny lanky-liver calculating foolHas come to Sleepy Hollow to teach at the schoolHe's a greedy snobby creep with a long snipe noseAnd he loves to trick and pick on m...Read Full Lyrics

Strewf!What is it to yaIf it's better all the time?And strewf!And wouldn't it kill yaIf you smiled from time to time?God's truth!It's ruddy peculiarOw yer fink that mog's a crime!G...Read Full Lyrics

(KYOKA) - Dracula, you are my lovely murderer, wherever you go I will follow you(DRACULA) - Do not follow me, Kyoka, if you know what's good for you(KYOKA) - Dracula, I want to fee...Read Full Lyrics

Who killed the eskimosWho understood the rules of happiness?One step up the hedonic treadmillOne slip back on the ugly snakeskinWho raped the great bananaGrowing on the tree of hap...Read Full Lyrics

In the slaughterhouse the Braw Puts down his bloody horror saw The lightning strikes the airliner Which crashes to the ground Death's a sneak thief in the night And life is cheap ...Read Full Lyrics

She took the standHer time had comeTo describe the screech of tyresThe sudden hit and runShe pulled out from her purseThe mouth organBegan describing all she'd seenIn an eerie, hau...Read Full Lyrics

I don't care where you've beenI don't care what you've seenUnderneath the mountainsOn the scrotum of the seaI don't give a shit who you areHow you smashed your favourite carAll I s...Read Full Lyrics

You take the stage, you're at your bestThey've hushed the stalls at your behestYou start your act, you sing your songsThe house is packed, they sing alongYou seem, they say, so ver...Read Full Lyrics

In the era of the hypnoprismIn the wake of the collapsing poundI met a beautiful Algerian travel agentWith a horror of soundI'm a little misunderestimatedI can measure up to nothin...Read Full Lyrics