The Night Santa Went Crazy Lyrics

If I could stick my hand in my heart Spill it all over the stage Would it satisfy you Would it slide on by you Would you think the boy is strange Ain't it stra-a-ange If I could w...Read Full Lyrics

Well, hey how ya doin' have a seat have a drink Boy it's good to see you, what can I say? Oh, sorry gotta run we'll get together again Say, what was your name anyway? Well we're wo...Read Full Lyrics

You can watch Mr. Rogers You can watch Three's Company And you can turn on Fame or The Newlywed Game Or The Addams Family I say, you can watch Barney Miller And you can watch your...Read Full Lyrics

Well, I had two weeks of vacation time coming After working all year down at Big Roy's Heating And Plumbing So one night when my family the I were gathered 'round the dinner table ...Read Full Lyrics

What is the malted liquor.(beer) What gets you drunker quicker? What comes in bottles or in cans?(beer) Can't get enough of it,(beer) How we really love it,(beer) Makes me think I'...Read Full Lyrics

You did a really rotten thing And let Scout take all the blame You wrecked his reputation And left that poor boy in shame Yeah, but now I think it's time To show who really did the...Read Full Lyrics

If a certain portion of "Weird Al" Yankovic's song Nature Trail To Hell from his "In 3-D" album was played in reverse, a message could be heard. The Message is: "Satan eats Cheese...Read Full Lyrics

Soy un perdedor! I'm a loser, baby So why don't you kill me? (everybody) Soy un perdedor! I'm a loser, baby So why don't you kill me? Hey! I am I am I am I said I wanna get next ...Read Full Lyrics

I'd like to do some more songs about buildings and food This is a song about liver, very high in protein, very good for ya Hope you like it I don't know why You feed me so bad Thi...Read Full Lyrics

I dated Siamese twins I slept with Bigfoot, too Get me on Sally Jesse Put me on Donahue 'Cause I wanna tell the world about it Right Now My dog's a narcoleptic My mom's a circus f...Read Full Lyrics