Well now friends you'll never guess it so I really must confess it --I just met the sweetest woman of my long dismal life.But a friend of mine said, "Buddy, just in case your mind ...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Shel Silverstein
This guitar is for sale.I'll let her go cheap,Tho' she's pretty to look at, She don't earn her keep.She can roar like the west wind, She can weep. She can wail.But the tunes that s...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Shel Silverstein
what about those tater tots,are you going to eat them?oh, tell me you are not,'cause i will take them,with ketchup, with ketchup, with ketchup,with ketchup, with ketchup, with ketc...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - The Peechees
(I never had too much trouble gettin' a ride, it always came pretty easy.Just stick up my thumb then my finger. The big cars seldom stop. The big Cadillacs, they don't even look at...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Shel Silverstein
This morning I jumped on my horse and went out for a ride.
Some wild outlaws chased me and they shot me in the side.
So I crawled into a wildcat's cave to find a place to hide,
But...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Shel Silverstein
Turn on the world, give 'em a tasteOf how free a love can be.Turn on the world, you don't want to wasteAll your warmth on me.You say you've got wings, you'll teach them to fly.Teac...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Shel Silverstein
My heroes and sweethearts of comic-strip days,Where are they all today?You say that Dagwood Bumstead died of ulcers?From eatin' all those sandwiches at dawn?And Blondie's turnin' t...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Shel Silverstein
In the unemployment line.In the unemployment line --I see the butcher, and the baker,A faker and a quaker,And an old girlfriend of mine.There's while collars, blue collarsAnd no co...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Shel Silverstein
Sal from the ValleyLoved Al from the alleyAnd they lived in harmony..Sally played acousticAnd Al he played electric,And they both took turns on lead.They sang for their friends aga...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Shel Silverstein
Well now, it was a hot day in July;I had ice cream on my mind.I went up to the ice cream stand --I said, "Ooh, ooh, Mr. Ice Cream Man."I want to start with a great big double dipOf...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Shel Silverstein