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Tinatanong Kung Mahal Kita At bakit nagkahiwalay Sa puso ko'y di matanggap Pagka't mahal kita Ako'y Nananalangin Na makapiling ka Ang ibig kong sabihin Lahat ay gagawin ko Chorus ...Read Full Lyrics

Her underwear has April showers And I am pissing on her may flowers He is pissing on my bare feet I gotta run from the Japanese army I gotta climb the electrical fence but I got hi...Read Full Lyrics

Put on your 99 cent lipstick, baby Man with the world's longest pubic hair Met the woman with the world's longest fingernails They made the world's worst fairy tale Put on your 99 ...Read Full Lyrics

One stiff-legged bandit results In my nose rubbing in a puddle And mommy is in the dog house soaking up the piss with cotton balls I am in a snow suit with a dog whistle My daddy s...Read Full Lyrics

My lips are running off to china They are talking at 55 miles per hour My mouth is dripping saliva Get, get, get a muzzle for my vagina My loose lips are sinking ships My legs are ...Read Full Lyrics

I affect the low income respiration of monogamy We'd have to jumpstart his pacemaker with expensive thrills We'd have to plant his irate seed in the gills of an executive fish So h...Read Full Lyrics

Limping through recess with my pulse unrecognized These are her dizzy thoughts hospitalized Sex offenders seek salvation in batting practice Hunting size madness for a death certif...Read Full Lyrics

Numbing the effects of that heart-cart truck stop Spreading rumors around the Mexican border I've longed to smuggle my sperm across that border I've grown to take precaution with y...Read Full Lyrics

And this plumber goes into a bowling alley looking for trouble He does not go anywhere without his plunger and pocketknife He spots his first opponent and calls him a greasy worm A...Read Full Lyrics

And this is her stunt she shoves some firecrackers up her cunt this is her stunt she shoves an antioxidant up her cunt this is her stunt now, now, the spectators' cocks are stingin...Read Full Lyrics