Ufo Lyrics

Light, of course, Like a flicker in my left eye Push, move, Could be perfect if you walk by I've got lots of pictures in my head, You'd better not turn off the projector And I've ...Read Full Lyrics

Head first caught in a whirl, Got s** appeal like she got it for real She likes slow jam jams, and giving out the spunk Living up first class, go Babylon Marked men she loves them ...Read Full Lyrics

Crash into my life, like a high chase car collision I'm thinkin to my self "What is his mission" To slide into my world: precise precision Centered around me was a goody good song ...Read Full Lyrics

She is old, yes very old As she contemplates her nap She knows damn well that if she sleeps It just might be her last So she lay with her eyes affixed And slowly drifts away...Read Full Lyrics

Twas praying to the heavens just the other night When in through the door walked Jesus Christ He showed me proof, he had nail holes in his hands And thirty nine scars on his unc...Read Full Lyrics

When you walked into the room I couldn't keep my eyes off you It wasn't because you were beautiful But because you were ugly like me Yes, there was an attraction We had someth...Read Full Lyrics

He seemed shy and so confused Now that he's older, he's last year's news She is looking for somebody fresh and young She is looking for someone less miserable She's looking f...Read Full Lyrics

I find it hard to talk With a black ball in my mouth Impossible to fart With a carrot up my ass My neighbours think I'm weird I do agree Whatever turns your crank Are you in...Read Full Lyrics

Penis severed off with a butcher knife Only to be sewn on a again A permanent notch on his crotch Will it ever stiffen again? He better keep it in his pants this time Or he ...Read Full Lyrics

Ashtray balanced on my chest Sucking on a cigarette If I dn't burn in hell I just might burn in bed Staring into a glowing red ember On a chilly morning in December I look ou...Read Full Lyrics