You Should Have Told Me Lyrics

She is old, yes very old As she contemplates her nap She knows damn well that if she sleeps It just might be her last So she lay with her eyes affixed And slowly drifts away...Read Full Lyrics

Twas praying to the heavens just the other night When in through the door walked Jesus Christ He showed me proof, he had nail holes in his hands And thirty nine scars on his unc...Read Full Lyrics

When you walked into the room I couldn't keep my eyes off you It wasn't because you were beautiful But because you were ugly like me Yes, there was an attraction We had someth...Read Full Lyrics

He seemed shy and so confused Now that he's older, he's last year's news She is looking for somebody fresh and young She is looking for someone less miserable She's looking f...Read Full Lyrics

I find it hard to talk With a black ball in my mouth Impossible to fart With a carrot up my ass My neighbours think I'm weird I do agree Whatever turns your crank Are you in...Read Full Lyrics

Penis severed off with a butcher knife Only to be sewn on a again A permanent notch on his crotch Will it ever stiffen again? He better keep it in his pants this time Or he ...Read Full Lyrics

Ashtray balanced on my chest Sucking on a cigarette If I dn't burn in hell I just might burn in bed Staring into a glowing red ember On a chilly morning in December I look ou...Read Full Lyrics

Stop the senseless killing Jesus is my chaffeur Honk if you're homo God drives a Ford! Do you ever read them? Bumper stickers Do you really need them? Bumper stickers If ...Read Full Lyrics

I had a dream that I saw Dean Yes, I saw Dino in my dream He had the body of an alien He was visiting planet Earth for the weekend Dean Martin was a Martian Approach with ex...Read Full Lyrics

You should've listened to your mother And ate your veggies when you were younger You should have listened to your parents And doubled up on your peas and carrots Even though ...Read Full Lyrics