Put down your remote control
Throw out your tv Guide
Put away your jacket
There's no need to go outside
Don't you know that we control the horizontal
We control the verticle, too
W...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Weird Al Yankovic
Ken: Wanna go for a ride
Barbie: Sure Ken
Ken: Well forget it
Barbie:
I'm and ugly girl,
My face makes you hurl,
Sad I have it,
I should fag it,
Acne everywhere,
Unwanted facial...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Weird Al Yankovic
Yeah
Well, Well, Milton Bradley's got a def one
It's a Twister (Twister, Twister, Twister)
Yeah, all the girls and homeboys
Playin' Twister (Twister, Twister, Twister!)
Spin the sp...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Weird Al Yankovic
I'm drivin' a truck
Drivin' a big ol' truck
Pedal to the metal, hope I don't run out of luck
Rollin' down the highway until the break of dawn
Drivin' a truck with my high heels on
...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Weird Al Yankovic
Got an ak-47, well you know it makes me feel alright
Got an Uzi by my pillow, helps me sleep a little better at night
There's no feeling any greater
Than to shoot first and ask que...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Weird Al Yankovic
It's rotten
So rotten here
So rotten
Oh!
It was like, the last day before trash day
My place was gettin' kinda nas-tay
Even though the garbage I knew would reek
(You know) Thought...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Weird Al Yankovic
Carbon monoxide
Making me choke
No A. C.
And the radio's broke
Cars backed up
Far as you can see
Seems like I've been waiting here for all eternity
Oh, and just in case you're wond...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Weird Al Yankovic
They only show you their gums when they smile
Aint got a tooth in their heads now how vile
Only can eat things like pudding and applesauce
They never have to buy toothpicks or dent...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Weird Al Yankovic
You're sort of famous
A minor celebrity
And so it only makes sense
The world would be
Obsessed with every
Single thing you do
They're running 'round
With their camcorders in th...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Weird Al Yankovic
I eat filet mignon seven times a day
My bathtub's filled with Perrier
What can I say
This is the life
I buy a dozen cars when I'm in the mood
I hire somebody to chew my food
I'm a...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Weird Al Yankovic