Water Lyrics

Here we come y'all, here we come Come on, yeah Here we come y'all, here we come Pass the mic Step aside and let me kick it First you heard us sing Now it's time for us to rip it ...Read Full Lyrics

My generation has been labeled with a big ol' X Along with it came a stigma of a big ol' hex That we're all into all kinds of self mutilation Body piercing, tattoos, and scarificat...Read Full Lyrics

{*a parody of Ludacris' song "Area Codes"*} [Chorus] I got probed! I got probed... Aboard a UFO (U-F) UFO (Oh!) Probed, proohhhhbed.. Aboard a UFO (U-F) UFO (Oh!) [Verse One: To...Read Full Lyrics

Yes me, I'm the man with too much time on my hands I sell tapes even though there's almost no demand I write rhymes even though none of my rhymes sell I take showers even though it...Read Full Lyrics

I got a special talent that I love to share When I'm home or goin' out I pollute the air You can always tell where I have been and when 'Cause a lot of people never wanna go there ...Read Full Lyrics

(parody of "Around The Way Girl" by L. L. Cool J) I want a girl with gravitational pull Big as a cow, but not mean as a bull A couple chins and a big behind That's what I need to ...Read Full Lyrics

There ain't nothin' to do in my home town So I grab my remote and I plant myself down Suckin' down cheese balls by the pound Gonna watch tv till my brain melts down I got no wife ...Read Full Lyrics

(parody of "Move The Crowd" by Eric B. And Rakim) Standing in my bedroom suddenly I had this Feeling like I ate an anvil and had to pass it So I just can't stand around So I start...Read Full Lyrics

I'm in a Brain Dead state now my mind is a blank slate The matter in my head is as useful as a beefcake Walk around dazed for days at a time My brain begins to smoke when I try to ...Read Full Lyrics

Are you ready for the terror of a lifetime Lock all your windows, stay in the house at night time Comin' to your home from the sewers They came from outter space and they're bounci...Read Full Lyrics