Why Are We Sleeping Lyrics

Another night and I can't sleep I need to cry but I can't weep Feeling that I've lost control Where's my spirit, where's my very soul? What's the future? There's no cheer Fe...Read Full Lyrics

Verse 1 Blown too much of me time buying dinner and wine And me money on flowers and lollies Only to find that what's on me mind Isn't on hers and she's sorry So I've made up ...Read Full Lyrics

It wouldn't be Kristmas without snow It wouldn't be Kristmas without snow You'll know Santa's coming when you hear him ho ho ho It wouldn't be Kristmas without snow It wouldn't be ...Read Full Lyrics

Hey Santa claus you c***! Where's me fucking bike? I've unwrapped all this other junk and there's nothing that I like. I wrote you a fucking letter and I come to see you twice Ya w...Read Full Lyrics

You see it on the telly, all the shows about police, "Yeah real life stuff with blood and guts that show it like it is"' The poms have got the Sweeney, "The yanks start too much", ...Read Full Lyrics

I give up wankin this mornin I never thought that I could And I'm feeling better already This time I'm off it for good When I first wanked I thought I was so clever And all of me m...Read Full Lyrics

Chorus You ask me if I know Manuel the bandito I know Manuel well and you know Manuel is the meanest and toughest and cruelest Bandito in all Meh-ico Many men die from the arms of...Read Full Lyrics

No need to tell me I can tell it's all over I can see that our love's on the rocks I've known for some time That the passion was dying Since the handjobs and the headjobs had ...Read Full Lyrics

Tonight, I'm sittin' watchin', old home videos, Wonderin' what to keep, and what to throw away, 'Cause when you left, you left 'em with me, And I think I've solved the mystery O...Read Full Lyrics

I'm a mean lean lovin' machine with a couple'a rusty cogs, Me dipstick's dribblin' ol' sump oil and me rear end's up on blocks, I got a crank start every mornin', oh, but I still d...Read Full Lyrics