Christmas Song Lyrics

You see it on the telly, all the shows about police, "Yeah real life stuff with blood and guts that show it like it is"' The poms have got the Sweeney, "The yanks start too much", ...Read Full Lyrics

I give up wankin this mornin I never thought that I could And I'm feeling better already This time I'm off it for good When I first wanked I thought I was so clever And all of me m...Read Full Lyrics

Chorus You ask me if I know Manuel the bandito I know Manuel well and you know Manuel is the meanest and toughest and cruelest Bandito in all Meh-ico Many men die from the arms of...Read Full Lyrics

No need to tell me I can tell it's all over I can see that our love's on the rocks I've known for some time That the passion was dying Since the handjobs and the headjobs had ...Read Full Lyrics

Tonight, I'm sittin' watchin', old home videos, Wonderin' what to keep, and what to throw away, 'Cause when you left, you left 'em with me, And I think I've solved the mystery O...Read Full Lyrics

I'm a mean lean lovin' machine with a couple'a rusty cogs, Me dipstick's dribblin' ol' sump oil and me rear end's up on blocks, I got a crank start every mornin', oh, but I still d...Read Full Lyrics

He was big for his age from way outback, Strong as an ox but thick as a plank And he couldn't stop wankin' no matter how hard he tried, Well the truth of the matter he didn't try a...Read Full Lyrics

Well welcome vicar we'd heard they'd sent a new bloke into town, Strange what happened to the last vicar after the time he come Around, And they reckon we was the last to see him...Read Full Lyrics

Verse 1 There's an uptown party on tonight that we're invited to All the jet-set people there with the finest wine and food Sip some champagne, snort some coke and maybe swim so...Read Full Lyrics

Tears and snot, and lots and lots Of soggy soggy tissues, Careful now, just where you walk, Or they'll stick to your new shoes, My heart has kicked the shit from it, It's broken an...Read Full Lyrics