You'll Never Meet God (If You Break My Heart) Lyrics

We take three steps forward and three steps back, She says "I don't like the way you're dressed" So then four words later, she takes four back She says "I don't like the way you're...Read Full Lyrics

It's been a year at sea since your letter came to shatter all my plans,You set me free, changed your name, I stretch out both these hands,On board ship the news flashed fast, and n...Read Full Lyrics

It was late one night in Southern TexasMy dad was playin' in a rock and roll bandHe took me along to a place called Cheetum StreetMy bags were packed, I was ready to meet you for t...Read Full Lyrics

Hey! This song is for my girfriend!Yeah!Please don't go for two whole weeks without brushing your teeth, it kind of ruins your breathPlease don't show up at my parents' house weari...Read Full Lyrics

I am a sad sad toaster made of glassI am a sad sad toaster made of glassPeople see me in the streetAnd they watch me turn bread into toastBecause I'm see-throughCuz I'm a see-throu...Read Full Lyrics

You are listening to CRUUUNKK!!Did you purchase your sweater vest because of that crunk juice?I am on the radio because of that crunk juice!Dinosaurs are sweet because of that crun...Read Full Lyrics

My fishcat went and ran awayCuz he ate my catfish the other dayMy fishcat went and ran awayCuz he ate my catfish the other dayOh fishcat you, do waaaaHow could you do waaaaaOh oh o...Read Full Lyrics

I think it's too late for me to say what I want to sayI dream of you every dayBut you've gone awayAnd I never got to say goodbye babyGoodbyeI never got to say goodbye baby GoodbyeI...Read Full Lyrics

Girl let me tell you all the reasons I like youYou have beautiful light blue eyesLong brown hairAnd a great athletic bodyI don't even care about your personalityI don't even care a...Read Full Lyrics

I am so rich I have won the lottery!And then the guy goes...I am going to buy a sports carYou must buy me a fur coatI am going to purchase the fastest sports carYou idiot buy me a ...Read Full Lyrics