You've Earned the Right to Be a Dick Lyrics

[Anouncer]:Mesdames et messieurs! Le Prix de l'humour poétique du festival du film de Cannes 1956 est décerné à Ingmar Bergman pour Sourires d'une nuit d'été!Ladies and Gentl...Read Full Lyrics

[Ingmar Bergman]:I am Ingmar Bergman.You may or may not know my films.You may or may not know anything about me as a person.Still, the strange events following the warm and unexpec...Read Full Lyrics

[Limo driver]:Mr. Bergman, sir, welcome to our townHollywood is here for you, I got a feeling you will love our town.[Ingmar Bergman]:Excuse me, where are we going? I am Ingmar Ber...Read Full Lyrics

[The Studio Chief]:Here he is nowHere he is nowHere he is nowHere he is nowSmall talk at firstHere he is nowSpeak slow at firstHere he is nowJoke that he needs a tanHere he is nowW...Read Full Lyrics

[The Studio Chief]:Mr. Bergman, let me welcome you to Hollywood and toHollywood American StudioSvenson will translate for us and I hope not add any zeros in the process!Mr. Bergman...Read Full Lyrics

[Ingmar Bergman]:I just need to think this over.[The Studio Chief]:No problem, Mr. Bergman. I'll show you to the door.The limousine's waiting downstairs.(Bergman leaves office)I th...Read Full Lyrics

[Limo driver]:Mr. Bergman, sir, again, your limousine awaits. I'm here to driveYou to your hotel - the fabulous Beverly Hills Hotel. Please, get in.Was your meeting great?[Ingmar B...Read Full Lyrics

[Hollywood Welcoming Committee]:May I come in?[Ingmar Bergman]:Who are you?[Hollywood Welcoming Committee]:I am the Hollywood Welcoming Committee. May I sit down?Blatant attempt, I...Read Full Lyrics

[Hotel Operator]:Good morning Mr. Bergman, this is your wake-up call.The limousine will be downstairs in 45 minutes.Have a wonderful day.[Ingmar Bergman]:I've got to contact Sweden...Read Full Lyrics

[The Studio Chief]:Well, Mr. Bergman, have you made your decision?But before you answer, perhaps you are hungry. Let's go into the commissary.Ah, Ingmar Bergman, look around, and h...Read Full Lyrics