Your Little Body's Slowly Breaking Down Lyrics

Jenny, so many times I tried to get away But you kept following me all over town I'll display it, there's no way to say it I don't just want you, I just don't want you around, I d...Read Full Lyrics

"And now the buffoon's date at the drive-in with the school's valedictorian."Valedictorian: "I really appreciate you're asking me out. Most people are intimidated by my high academ...Read Full Lyrics

"And now, the sever beating of a high school bus driver."[Kids getting on the bus]"How are ya, Bryan?""Good morning, Lisa.""Good to see ya, Tommy!""Hey, good morning, Cyle! Nice ne...Read Full Lyrics

"And now the severe beating of a high school science teacher."[Lecturing]"Zinc is by far the best element.""I also like plutonium.""It's just fun to say.""Plutonium."[Sound of some...Read Full Lyrics

[Car approaches]Toll Booth Willie: "Welcome to Worchester. Dollar twenty-five please."M1: "Hey, how ya doin' Toll Booth Willie?"Toll Booth Willie: "Good! Thanks fer askin, pop!"M1:...Read Full Lyrics

candlelighta cart lined with empty promises rattles through the streets at night. all that she owns inside but i would need a truck, a moving van of cluttered nonsense unfortunate ...Read Full Lyrics

Finding fault is never easy,Least of all when it's allways yours,Just a fragment of a broken will,And a sentance from a note left on the floor,I never told you that i wouldn't leav...Read Full Lyrics

Adam: And the now the excited southerner orders a meal at his favoritediner.Waiter: Hi, what can I get you today?Excited Southerner: Hi, how are you...I was...if you could, tell me...Read Full Lyrics

J.N.: "I can make a bigger splash than you!"Jimmy: "Oh yeah, give it a shot."[While jumping up and down on diving board]J.N.: "Can opener!"[Big splash]Jimmy: "Man, that one was hug...Read Full Lyrics

Adam: You don't mind that I think everybody's a robot and all my conversations are being recordedLisa: And you don't mind that all of my pants are way too short on me and I also st...Read Full Lyrics