Zero Sum Lyrics

Bang, bang, bang, bangHeliopolis is my townWhere the sun never goes downThe ram of the West they call meEven the Nubians worship meBecause I rule righteouslyThe sea divides for meI...Read Full Lyrics

Exploding shouldersPadded headFirst you're bornThen you're notSimplemindedFeed the worldLick my fingerMake my dayLike a slaveIn a lockLick your bodyLike a cockYour bodyIs my carCra...Read Full Lyrics

In Singapore they call me cunt CasanovaIn New Taipei the laughingstock LotharioOf Long Dong BayGlad to come, good to goOriental Lothario, that's meAnd in Beijing I could have been ...Read Full Lyrics

When you can't relax with SymbyaxAnd Paroxetine fails againAnd Marplan and NardilCan't relieve the painI'll be your sun butlerYour robotic mateBring the moonTo your roomThe sun upo...Read Full Lyrics

I might be your babysitterI might be your funky clownFather Christmas in midsummerTell you stories when you're downI might be your homosexualLay you down in AmsterdamSquirt you wit...Read Full Lyrics

The art creep is looking nice todayInteresting anywayAppropriating ethnic dressWith the context stripped awayAt the Shinto shrine festivalThe Japanese are doing their bestTo act as...Read Full Lyrics

Time travel, the avant-garde, sex and ancient RomeI was walking down a road towards a lighthouse in JapanWhen I passed a man wearing the mask of a black horseAnd followed him aston...Read Full Lyrics

People say that I missed the big McGuffinThe suitcase of money and the girlBut Maude walk a mile with meAnd you are on a mountain(He's on the Moral Mountain)Come the Twitter shitst...Read Full Lyrics

Chef Biff slipped with a knife and cut his fingers offBut there's more to being a chef than having fingers, BiffChef Biff I believe you will bounce back fastYou will come back stro...Read Full Lyrics

Be careful by the river when a kappa is aboutHe’s a folk monster, a hairy kind of loutScaly like a reptile, smaller than a manWith green webbed feet, a salamander handHe swims li...Read Full Lyrics