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Your little body's slowly breaking down You're losing speed, you're losing strength, not style That goes on flourishing forever But your eyes, your smile Do not have the sparkle of...Read Full Lyrics

Jenny, so many times I tried to get away But you kept following me all over town I'll display it, there's no way to say it I don't just want you, I just don't want you around, I d...Read Full Lyrics

"And now the buffoon's date at the drive-in with the school's valedictorian."Valedictorian: "I really appreciate you're asking me out. Most people are intimidated by my high academ...Read Full Lyrics

"And now, the sever beating of a high school bus driver."[Kids getting on the bus]"How are ya, Bryan?""Good morning, Lisa.""Good to see ya, Tommy!""Hey, good morning, Cyle! Nice ne...Read Full Lyrics

"And now the severe beating of a high school science teacher."[Lecturing]"Zinc is by far the best element.""I also like plutonium.""It's just fun to say.""Plutonium."[Sound of some...Read Full Lyrics

[Car approaches]Toll Booth Willie: "Welcome to Worchester. Dollar twenty-five please."M1: "Hey, how ya doin' Toll Booth Willie?"Toll Booth Willie: "Good! Thanks fer askin, pop!"M1:...Read Full Lyrics

candlelighta cart lined with empty promises rattles through the streets at night. all that she owns inside but i would need a truck, a moving van of cluttered nonsense unfortunate ...Read Full Lyrics

Finding fault is never easy,Least of all when it's allways yours,Just a fragment of a broken will,And a sentance from a note left on the floor,I never told you that i wouldn't leav...Read Full Lyrics

Adam: And the now the excited southerner orders a meal at his favoritediner.Waiter: Hi, what can I get you today?Excited Southerner: Hi, how are you...I was...if you could, tell me...Read Full Lyrics

J.N.: "I can make a bigger splash than you!"Jimmy: "Oh yeah, give it a shot."[While jumping up and down on diving board]J.N.: "Can opener!"[Big splash]Jimmy: "Man, that one was hug...Read Full Lyrics