ABCDEath Lyrics

Umm, excuse me, my eyes are up here. Yeah, but your boobs are down there. Boobs should always be in my face So bring them over to my place Guys know what it's all about Vict...Read Full Lyrics

I like beer cause it is good I drink beer because I should If there was a song to sing I sing it and beer you bring I drink beer when I am sad ''cause the beer it makes me glad Now...Read Full Lyrics

I can't believe it went down this way I had so much left to save I thought that we would last forever But now I'm taking it day by day Oh what I'd give to have you again But there...Read Full Lyrics

Bruce Campbell is the finest man to grace a silver screen All the other actors just degrade his noble scenes The Oscars should award him for his wondrous career Hold a town para...Read Full Lyrics

I'm a dog and I like socks I like socks I'm a dog Gimme that sock! OM NOM NOM We are dogs and we like socks We like socks we are dogs Dogs dogs dogs socks socks socks Dogs socks d...Read Full Lyrics

[Narrator:] What would you do for a Death Burger! [Drive-Thru:] Hi, welcome to Sonic! Can I take your order please? [Customer 1:] Yes! I would like a... Death Burger. [Drive-Thru:...Read Full Lyrics

[Spoken] Morning Sleepy Head! Time To Get Up! I said It's time to get up! Rise and shine, It's a whole new day full of opportunities and possibilities. I said [Screamed] Wake up...Read Full Lyrics

It's that time of year for goin' shopping It's that time of year for seein' grandma It's that time of year for lying to children That's right, Santa doesn't exist It's that time o...Read Full Lyrics

I hate doing laundry... I hate doing laundry... I hate doing laundry... Ah, Crap I got to do the dishes too I hate doing dishes... I hate doing dishes... I hate doing dishes.....Read Full Lyrics

Sick of being a loser Turned down at every turn! Tired of being rejected I'm the king of crash and burn. What am I gonna do now? I need a little plan... Wait! I bet they would wa...Read Full Lyrics