It begins with a blessing
And it ends with a curse;
Making life easy,
By making it worse;
My mask is my master,
The trumpeter weeps,
But his voice is so weak
As he speaks from his ...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Kevin Ayers
Another night and I can't sleep
I need to cry but I can't weep
Feeling that I've lost control
Where's my spirit, where's my very soul?
What's the future? There's no cheer
Fe...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Kevin Ayers
Verse 1
Blown too much of me time buying dinner and wine
And me money on flowers and lollies
Only to find that what's on me mind
Isn't on hers and she's sorry
So I've made up ...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Kevin Bloody Wilson
It wouldn't be Kristmas without snow
It wouldn't be Kristmas without snow
You'll know Santa's coming when you hear him ho ho ho
It wouldn't be Kristmas without snow
It wouldn't be ...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Kevin Bloody Wilson
Hey Santa claus you c***!
Where's me fucking bike?
I've unwrapped all this other junk and there's nothing that I like.
I wrote you a fucking letter and I come to see you twice
Ya w...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Kevin Bloody Wilson
You see it on the telly, all the shows about police,
"Yeah real life stuff with blood and guts that show it like it is"'
The poms have got the Sweeney,
"The yanks start too much",
...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Kevin Bloody Wilson
I give up wankin this mornin
I never thought that I could
And I'm feeling better already
This time I'm off it for good
When I first wanked I thought I was so clever
And all of me m...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Kevin Bloody Wilson
Chorus
You ask me if I know Manuel the bandito
I know Manuel well and you know
Manuel is the meanest and toughest and cruelest
Bandito in all Meh-ico
Many men die from the arms of...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Kevin Bloody Wilson
No need to tell me
I can tell it's all over
I can see that our love's on the rocks
I've known for some time
That the passion was dying
Since the handjobs and the headjobs had ...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Kevin Bloody Wilson
Tonight, I'm sittin' watchin', old home videos,
Wonderin' what to keep, and what to throw away,
'Cause when you left, you left 'em with me,
And I think I've solved the mystery
O...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Kevin Bloody Wilson