Baby Likes Burping Lyrics

Now you won't find me braggin''Bout my big green station wagon,Or tellin' 'bout the traffic laws I'm breakin'.Everybody knows that I wouldn't dareMatch my wits with a red Corvair,A...Read Full Lyrics

When we were young Bernie's deli was down the block.He made a great liver pate (You know he did, you know he did, you know he did)But if there's one thing in this world that I like...Read Full Lyrics

[parody of "Hold Me Now" by The Thompson Twins]I had a pizza, All covered with cheese.I wrapped it all up in aluminum foil,Stuck it back in the freeze.Look at my crust now,See what...Read Full Lyrics

Oy! Oy!Down on the street they got bagels.And there's a sale on cream cheese and lox.Nosh on some blintzes and bratwurstNot in the mood for Jack-In-The-BoxOy vey!We gonna schlepp o...Read Full Lyrics

Gee, I'm a nerdSeen each Star Trek 80 timesMemorized each wordHome alone...On Friday nightsBut I got 8 gigabytesLeft on my hard driveI'm hooked as I can getInto the internetMaybe y...Read Full Lyrics

(You gotta keep'em separated)You like the latest fashionsYou'd like to keep'em cleanYou take a trip every week to the laundromatThrow a load in the washing machineBut if you don't ...Read Full Lyrics

Oh, I've really got those ozone layer bluesFrom my elbow down to my shoes,So let's throw another fire on the logs.Now we can go downtown and fill the latrineWith genuine Columbian ...Read Full Lyrics

(one, two, thray, four, one, two [nasal hocking sound])I used to be a pinball freakThat's where you'd find me every weekBut now it's Pacman!Ye-ea-ah it's the Pac-ma-an!I love to go...Read Full Lyrics

I'm never satisfied with three meals a dayWhile the world is sleeping I'll be munching awayGonna sneak into the kitchen, gonna tiptoe down and turn on the lightRight, yeah,if no on...Read Full Lyrics

Is it on?Okay.1, 2.1, 2, 5, 6.Let me tell you 'bout the school cafeteria,It's got all the others beat.It sells over four million burgers a year.Just think, that's almost two pounds...Read Full Lyrics