Little salmander,
Where did you go?
Edge of the yard
I found you, you know
All brown and hard
I can't get your body out of my mind
Can't get your body
I can't get your body out of...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - The Presidents of the United States of America
I let my thirsty boots wander all over
And they come home with lies about women
And in the evening toe up to the stars
Sun is comin' up and somethings feelin' funky
Old moldy korn...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - The Presidents of the United States of America
You might say someone else said it
Some worse some better then I
You might see someone taking pictures
They can't put them back and I will tell you why
Cause even when originals ar...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - The Presidents of the United States of America
Let me tell you bout a friend of mine
His name is boll weevil, check him out
Spends all day
On his big butt
And he don't ever, ever get outside
I come to visit,
I bring some sunsh...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - The Presidents of the United States of America
My father went to the country club
My mother drove Mercedes around
I never got dirty or sweaty
I never had to change my underwear
Oh, I never had to change my underwear at all
I'm ...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - The Presidents of the United States of America
Three pm and she's under the covers
Dumpster breath she's my hungover lover
Strong as steel, four olive martini
Hand on her head and one on my weinie
She's in bed, she's suckin' o...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - The Presidents of the United States of America
Well.. I.. Happened to..
Find me a buggy
Coming out from under a rock in the grass, yeah
He got his bug luggage
No time to talk he's walkin' fast, yeah
Said he's heading for a log...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - The Presidents of the United States of America
I caught a glimpse of Carolyn's Bootie
As she was going from the bathroom into my bedroom (into my bedroom)
Somethin' about a curse did something to my penis
She's got the curves j...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - The Presidents of the United States of America
The sugar's only sweetness,
Salt is ocean tears
And you were my only weakness
For years and years and years
You little (yo) sweetie
You were hiding in a jar
Now my mind is gone com...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - The Presidents of the United States of America
You've been kickin' on me
I've been kickin' on you
You've been kickin' my tree just to suck on the fruit
Mop up my troubles and you throw the old sad days away
I've been pickin' y...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - The Presidents of the United States of America