Bed O' Roses No. 9 Lyrics

(spoken) Good evening I'm from Essex In case you couldn't tell My given name is Dickie, I come from Billericay And I'm doing very well Had a love affair with Nina In the back of m...Read Full Lyrics

Hello, playmates Here's a little London song All about a young man's adventures in the big city Here we go Billy Bentley, go to London early in the day Half a quid, mate Stand to ...Read Full Lyrics

Share a good occasion Hold the darkness in Bear away abrasion Free from broken skin No pride is there to steal Wounds that never heal So close and there to wander Confines wearing...Read Full Lyrics

I'm and Irish cripple, a Scottish jew I'm the blackmail man A raspberry ripple, a buckle-my-shoe I'm the blackmail man I'm a dead fish coon, a pikey Greek I'm the blackmail man A s...Read Full Lyrics

You must have seen parties of Blockheads With blotched and lagered skin Blockheads with food particles in their teeth What a horrible state they're in They've got womanly bre...Read Full Lyrics

Our Father, Who art in Hendon Harrow Road be Thy name Thy Kingston come Thy Wimbledon In Erith as it is in Hendon. Give us this day our Berkhampstead And forgive us our Westminster...Read Full Lyrics

I'm here to find out what makes you tick I'm here to discover the secret you I intend to reveal you're crooked and sick I don't give a damn if none of it's true There's a Byline B...Read Full Lyrics

If you're cold, well here's a plan: Pull the plug out of your fan If you're hot, now here's a scheme: Park your botty in the stream If you're tired, check this plot: Seek a source ...Read Full Lyrics

Just cos I ain't never 'ad, no, nothing worth having Never ever, never ever You ain't got no call not to think I wouldn't fall Into thinking that I ain't too clever And it ain't no...Read Full Lyrics

You're not Bridget Bardot, I'm not Jack Palance I'm not Shirley Temple by any circumstance Or Fred Astaire You're not Sidney Taffler, I'm not Dirk Bogarde I'm not very stylish, ...Read Full Lyrics