Blackmail Man Lyrics

You must have seen parties of Blockheads With blotched and lagered skin Blockheads with food particles in their teeth What a horrible state they're in They've got womanly bre...Read Full Lyrics

Our Father, Who art in Hendon Harrow Road be Thy name Thy Kingston come Thy Wimbledon In Erith as it is in Hendon. Give us this day our Berkhampstead And forgive us our Westminster...Read Full Lyrics

I'm here to find out what makes you tick I'm here to discover the secret you I intend to reveal you're crooked and sick I don't give a damn if none of it's true There's a Byline B...Read Full Lyrics

If you're cold, well here's a plan: Pull the plug out of your fan If you're hot, now here's a scheme: Park your botty in the stream If you're tired, check this plot: Seek a source ...Read Full Lyrics

Just cos I ain't never 'ad, no, nothing worth having Never ever, never ever You ain't got no call not to think I wouldn't fall Into thinking that I ain't too clever And it ain't no...Read Full Lyrics

You're not Bridget Bardot, I'm not Jack Palance I'm not Shirley Temple by any circumstance Or Fred Astaire You're not Sidney Taffler, I'm not Dirk Bogarde I'm not very stylish, ...Read Full Lyrics

They say it's tough out there and that's for sure You pay your way twice over if not more They say that's the proce of fame, and now you've made your name Your freinds don't even t...Read Full Lyrics

Hey, with your natty threads and your nifty dreads And your Dagenham royal swagger With your tricky spiels and your Cuban heels And the face of a carpet-bagger With your sweet col...Read Full Lyrics

Oh, let's get up and let's get excited It's a public party and you're all invited Let's cut the custard, see the mustard Please hold steady till we're maladjusted Sing boop-ba-de-b...Read Full Lyrics

So i'm screaming this to you -waaaaaaagh- From thr last place in the queue -waaah-, -waaah- I really think you'd liek me given half a chance But since we ain't got that i'll do th...Read Full Lyrics