If you're cold, well here's a plan:
Pull the plug out of your fan
If you're hot, now here's a scheme:
Park your botty in the stream
If you're tired, check this plot:
Seek a source ...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Ian Dury & the Blockheads
Just cos I ain't never 'ad, no, nothing worth having
Never ever, never ever
You ain't got no call not to think I wouldn't fall
Into thinking that I ain't too clever
And it ain't no...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Ian Dury & the Blockheads
You're not Bridget Bardot, I'm not Jack Palance
I'm not Shirley Temple by any circumstance
Or Fred Astaire
You're not Sidney Taffler, I'm not Dirk Bogarde
I'm not very stylish, ...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Ian Dury & the Blockheads
They say it's tough out there and that's for sure
You pay your way twice over if not more
They say that's the proce of fame, and now you've made your name
Your freinds don't even t...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Ian Dury & the Blockheads
Hey, with your natty threads and your nifty dreads
And your Dagenham royal swagger
With your tricky spiels and your Cuban heels
And the face of a carpet-bagger
With your sweet col...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Ian Dury & the Blockheads
Oh, let's get up and let's get excited
It's a public party and you're all invited
Let's cut the custard, see the mustard
Please hold steady till we're maladjusted
Sing boop-ba-de-b...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Ian Dury & the Blockheads
So i'm screaming this to you -waaaaaaagh-
From thr last place in the queue -waaah-, -waaah-
I really think you'd liek me given half a chance
But since we ain't got that i'll do th...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Ian Dury & the Blockheads
Be-ah bickey ba bo-bo-bo
I got a gal that I love so
Delusions of grandeur, delusions of grandeur
I'm a dedicated follower of my own success
I can handle the glamour, I can cope wi...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Ian Dury & the Blockheads
Here I stand with a dough nut for a brain
On my life, I must see you again
I should think that's made it very plain
Is it his, is it his or is it ain't?
Don't ask me to leave it o...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Ian Dury & the Blockheads
*Moo!*
I'm D'Orine the Cow, Tom the Bull's better half
My daughter's called Daisy, she's a very nice calf
When I'm all finished milking and chewing the cud
Mr. Meatface the butche...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Ian Dury & the Blockheads