Bitch Lyrics

Beelz - Stephen Lynch [Intro:] I figured since I wrote a song about you know God and Jesus and all that I would have to give the opposition equal time. (Song) Ever since first man...Read Full Lyrics

I get home late from work tonight Baby, my body's achin'. Can't stop thinkin' 'bout you and me And the love that we'll be makin'. So I chill the champagne Light a candle or two (Ba...Read Full Lyrics

I made love to ya all night long Then I got up to write you a song I watched ya sleep and I fell in love Ya must've been sent from heaven above Don't think you could never do no wr...Read Full Lyrics

Charlie Brown had a big block head wore a stripy sweater everyday Tried to kick that football but Lucy always pulled the mother fucker away Flew a kite just to try to relax but he ...Read Full Lyrics

Craig - Stephen Lynch [00: 14]Everyone knows Jesus, [00: 17]The guy who healed the lame. [00: 21]Well, I am Jesus' brother, [00: 24]Craig is my name. [00: 31]Jesus is the Prince o...Read Full Lyrics

I got my twelve sided die and I'm ready to roll with a wizard and my goblin crew, My friends are comin over to my moms basement bringin funyuns and the mountain dew, I got a big br...Read Full Lyrics

Dear diary, today was a good day Papa and I picked wild flowers Mama joined and we lay in the sunshine Then we sang and danced for hours I know tomorrow will be even better So the...Read Full Lyrics

Dear diary, today was a great day Bought myself a brand new horse She's strong and fast and so very beautiful And just a little wild of course I know tomorrow I can tame her If I o...Read Full Lyrics

Dear Diary Today was a fine day I got the music in my soul I'm writing songs and making records I feel my life is finally whole I can't wait to tell my father To see what he will s...Read Full Lyrics

Dear Diary Today was a grand day Took a bath, had a spot of tea Did the New York Times crossword puzzle Listened to a symphony I think I'll go for a leisurely drive now See what th...Read Full Lyrics