I'm Knox a famous surgeon
And I earn my daily bread
By studying cadavers
Which are bodies not long dead
One day two suave young gentlemen
Appeared within my view
I'm Mr Burke, I'm ...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Horrible Histories
I'm just a lonely cavegirl
Searching for a date
Looking for cave romance
Or at least a caveman date
My momma says I must wait here
Until the moon is bright
With cakes, milk and ho...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Horrible Histories
(Talking)
Year.!
100 Roman soliders lay dead on the beach, who'd slayed them?
I am the greatest warrior who has ever lived! Year.!
Warriors! I bring tidings of great victory, sur...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Horrible Histories
I lived a happy life โtil I was ten years old
When debt landed dad in prison and our country house
Was sold
Lodged with a lady in her London flat so cold
Worked at a good polish ...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Horrible Histories
My name is, my name is
My name is, Charles ii!
I love the people
And the people love me
So much that they restored
The English monarchy!
I'm part Scottish, French, Italian
A litt...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Horrible Histories
Everyone thinks they know the story
Of Dick Turpin's highway glory
But my past was far more gory
Was no saint
You think life is one big antic
My profession is romantic
Hate to be ...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Horrible Histories
Divorced, beheaded and died.
Divorced, beheaded, survived.
I'm Henry VIII, I had six sorry wives.
Some might say I ruined their lives.
Catherine of Aragon was one
She failed to g...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Horrible Histories
We are the Roundheads, we don't want kings no more,
That's why we started the English civil war.
People say we're no fun, but we disagree,
Especially when explaining, parliamentary...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Horrible Histories
The famous Roman Empire,
Was the biggest, meanest neighbourhood.
We four were the baddest emperors,
And by Bad we don't mean Good!
My name is Caligula
A rotten, Roman pig-ula
If y...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Horrible Histories
In 776BC Olympics were begun
Greece was the only country, so naturally we won
Cheats built bronzes of God Zeus were we honest winners
The answer's no we had more statues than you'v...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Horrible Histories