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We are the Roundheads, we don't want kings no more, That's why we started the English civil war. People say we're no fun, but we disagree, Especially when explaining, parliamentary...Read Full Lyrics

The famous Roman Empire, Was the biggest, meanest neighbourhood. We four were the baddest emperors, And by Bad we don't mean Good! My name is Caligula A rotten, Roman pig-ula If y...Read Full Lyrics

In 776BC Olympics were begun Greece was the only country, so naturally we won Cheats built bronzes of God Zeus were we honest winners The answer's no we had more statues than you'v...Read Full Lyrics

I'm George iv, the regent king Which means I was just standing in Acting king because my dad George iii had gone barking mad! (Banana) Great palaces, I did design Buckingham was on...Read Full Lyrics

A gorgeous georgian lady, is quite a sight to see, For some splendid beauty tips, pay attention listen to me. White is beautiful dear ladies, smear your face with paint of lead, N...Read Full Lyrics

Were the Georgian navy we've never been beat thanks to Admiral Nelson Commander of the fleet the only things I've lost is this eye and this arm Guess playing with these balls can r...Read Full Lyrics

God Compare! God Compare! When blood must flow, we're in the know with God compare! Find out which gods selection offers the best protection Should you sacrifice a man to the ...Read Full Lyrics

Of all the kings called Henry, I'm the one you've rarely heard. Shakespeare wrote four, five, six, eight but seven not a word. People think I'm dreary, to some extent I am. But ...Read Full Lyrics

Settle down, class Now you've passed Your grade one pyramid selling Yeah, the time has come For me to drum Some facts into you about spelling Oh, it seems to me Your abc Skills ar...Read Full Lyrics

You know the caveman gave us woad Roman soldiers built the road Egypt's pyramids were buildings at their peak But when we talk of great invention It's important that we mention A s...Read Full Lyrics