Celtic Boast Battle Lyrics

I lived a happy life ‘til I was ten years old When debt landed dad in prison and our country house Was sold Lodged with a lady in her London flat so cold Worked at a good polish ...Read Full Lyrics

My name is, my name is My name is, Charles ii! I love the people And the people love me So much that they restored The English monarchy! I'm part Scottish, French, Italian A litt...Read Full Lyrics

Everyone thinks they know the story Of Dick Turpin's highway glory But my past was far more gory Was no saint You think life is one big antic My profession is romantic Hate to be ...Read Full Lyrics

Divorced, beheaded and died. Divorced, beheaded, survived. I'm Henry VIII, I had six sorry wives. Some might say I ruined their lives. Catherine of Aragon was one She failed to g...Read Full Lyrics

We are the Roundheads, we don't want kings no more, That's why we started the English civil war. People say we're no fun, but we disagree, Especially when explaining, parliamentary...Read Full Lyrics

The famous Roman Empire, Was the biggest, meanest neighbourhood. We four were the baddest emperors, And by Bad we don't mean Good! My name is Caligula A rotten, Roman pig-ula If y...Read Full Lyrics

In 776BC Olympics were begun Greece was the only country, so naturally we won Cheats built bronzes of God Zeus were we honest winners The answer's no we had more statues than you'v...Read Full Lyrics

I'm George iv, the regent king Which means I was just standing in Acting king because my dad George iii had gone barking mad! (Banana) Great palaces, I did design Buckingham was on...Read Full Lyrics

A gorgeous georgian lady, is quite a sight to see, For some splendid beauty tips, pay attention listen to me. White is beautiful dear ladies, smear your face with paint of lead, N...Read Full Lyrics

Were the Georgian navy we've never been beat thanks to Admiral Nelson Commander of the fleet the only things I've lost is this eye and this arm Guess playing with these balls can r...Read Full Lyrics