Carlos Lyrics

Dear Penthouse: I'm a freshman at a small Midwestern university And I never thought something like this could happen to me When my teacher with the dynamite ass, asked me to stay a...Read Full Lyrics

Well, I remember way back when I was just a boy, Goin places with my mom and dad, It used to scare me to death, how momma used to act After six or seven beers she's had. We were si...Read Full Lyrics

I Got A 12 Inch dick & A Dozen Roses, and A pick up truck, Hubba hubba hubba heyy...Read Full Lyrics

[Chorus] He's a gay factory worker from the south He'll take wut you pee out of and put it in his mouth Well he works all day With a great big smile and he carries a large l...Read Full Lyrics

He once shot a man just for snorin' Got outta bed and shot him dead Well his name was, I didn't know what his name was So we just called him Fred He was ridin cross the desert on a...Read Full Lyrics

I wake up each morning, and I'm proud of who I am. Cigarette breath and a full ashtray and a cupboard full of spam. I gambled away a whole weeks pay, in hopes that I'd get rich. On...Read Full Lyrics

Come home It's been so long We're missing you at home So hang up that phone 'cause I'm coming back home Back home Come home It's been so long I can't hide no more So hang up the ph...Read Full Lyrics

I Hope You Die Lyrics Woke up this morning, And you were gone, I found a note, It says "so long", You said this love would last our lives, I hope your face breaks out in hives. I...Read Full Lyrics

Back in 1932 in a sleazy bordello Grandma worked her fingers to the bone While others were baking cookies Grandma was sellin' nookie to lonly men so they wouldn't be alone They say...Read Full Lyrics

One beer then I'm gone The ugliest women that I've laid eyes on Got together and decided to come here They're not pretty They're not small I don't give a damn at all Tonight I'm on...Read Full Lyrics