I Got A 12 Inch dick
& A Dozen Roses, and
A pick up truck,
Hubba hubba hubba heyy...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Rodney Carrington
[Chorus]
He's a gay factory worker from the south
He'll take wut you pee out of and put it in his mouth
Well he works all day
With a great big smile and he carries a large l...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Rodney Carrington
He once shot a man just for snorin'
Got outta bed and shot him dead
Well his name was, I didn't know what his name was
So we just called him Fred
He was ridin cross the desert on a...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Rodney Carrington
I wake up each morning, and I'm proud of who I am.
Cigarette breath and a full ashtray and a cupboard full of spam.
I gambled away a whole weeks pay, in hopes that I'd get rich.
On...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Rodney Carrington
Come home
It's been so long
We're missing you at home
So hang up that phone
'cause I'm coming back home
Back home
Come home
It's been so long
I can't hide no more
So hang up the ph...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Rodney Carrington
I Hope You Die Lyrics
Woke up this morning,
And you were gone,
I found a note,
It says "so long",
You said this love would last our lives,
I hope your face breaks out in hives.
I...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Rodney Carrington
Back in 1932 in a sleazy bordello
Grandma worked her fingers to the bone
While others were baking cookies
Grandma was sellin' nookie to lonly men so they wouldn't be alone
They say...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Rodney Carrington
One beer then I'm gone
The ugliest women that I've laid eyes on
Got together and decided to come here
They're not pretty
They're not small
I don't give a damn at all
Tonight I'm on...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Rodney Carrington
We fell in love and got married back in 1993
And people said you had a rocky past, it never mattered to me
You say I'm the only one but there's pictures on our wall of you and your...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Rodney Carrington
It's Too Late Lyrics
(M)-We first met we made love every hour, now -A- days I always have to beg.
(W)-When we first met your stomach was a six-pack, now -A- days it looks more lik...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Rodney Carrington