D'ye Ken Ted Moult Lyrics

Mention the Lord of the Rings just once more, And I'll more than likely kill you. "Moorecock, Moorecock, Michael Moorecock" You fervently moan. Is this a wok that you sholve down m...Read Full Lyrics

[Verse 1] Ground Control to Monty Don, The testimonial silver’s gone The circumstance here’s pretty thin The sun comes out when I go in. On the way home from spinning clas...Read Full Lyrics

One way system, smooth and commendable, Go by bus, they're highly dependable, The swings in the park, for the kids, have won awards, Clean streets acknowledged in The Lords, But wh...Read Full Lyrics

They come from underneath the stairs Into my room but no-one cares They're on the bus and on the train They're knocking on my window pane Oh mother, telephone the nurse Can'...Read Full Lyrics

Well I'm not really worried about this, But can some one please answer me this - Apart from on commentary, where else on earth Can you hear the word 'aplomb' being used? I'm fillin...Read Full Lyrics

Saint Vitus came to my town And visited the cemetery. The dead got up and everything Became one big cacaphony. They all went down the social and They claimed their supplementary. A...Read Full Lyrics

[Verse 1] Geraldine, Geraldine, it’s just a selling plate; nobody cares Don’t be so self-conscious, what became of the carefree you? The one who would whistle to Throbbing G...Read Full Lyrics

Yeah? Woke up this morning and found myself in bed. My knowledge of the blues is somewhat nil. I dreamt about about a love-affair In far-off B(y)uda-Pest. The sort of thing ...Read Full Lyrics

[Verse 1] What possessed you to apply, Did your friends with good advice implode? We should hang you up in chains Let you rot beside the ill paved road. Born too late for the ...Read Full Lyrics

[Verse 1] Upon a ledge I could do with chalk I’d only gone for a sensible walk I didn’t bank on espying your form You said you were Yosemite bound You said we’d never ge...Read Full Lyrics