I Hate Nerys Hughes Lyrics

[Verse 1] Geraldine, Geraldine, it’s just a selling plate; nobody cares Don’t be so self-conscious, what became of the carefree you? The one who would whistle to Throbbing G...Read Full Lyrics

Yeah? Woke up this morning and found myself in bed. My knowledge of the blues is somewhat nil. I dreamt about about a love-affair In far-off B(y)uda-Pest. The sort of thing ...Read Full Lyrics

[Verse 1] What possessed you to apply, Did your friends with good advice implode? We should hang you up in chains Let you rot beside the ill paved road. Born too late for the ...Read Full Lyrics

[Verse 1] Upon a ledge I could do with chalk I’d only gone for a sensible walk I didn’t bank on espying your form You said you were Yosemite bound You said we’d never ge...Read Full Lyrics

They've got the whole world in their house, They've got the whole wide world in their house, They've got the whole world in their house, To see the new conservatory They didn't cho...Read Full Lyrics

A fairly attractive girl walks past a building site, And from underneath an industrial safety helmet you hear: (wolf-whistle) Ta Neil (thanking Neil) And you stand there Witnessing...Read Full Lyrics

A doyen of Topiary once told me, That one day he would like to grow a maze, It seemed to be quite logical That this should be his wish. And with that We both went our separate ways...Read Full Lyrics

[VERSE 1] Camped out on a lower slope, dog tired at the toposcope Hot soup in the aftermath, salad days in many ways. Then time creeps up unseen And it puts me back at the fron...Read Full Lyrics

[Verse] He used to wear Trespass and shop at the Aldi Now he’s the joker in the clubhouse at Caldy His hair was receding; his face it descended Now he’s been up to Rodney S...Read Full Lyrics

My Uncle Charlie is a cynical man And his wifes a touch skeptical, too. They've got one of those stickers In the back of their van; it says: We've seen the prices at the zoo. Well ...Read Full Lyrics