For What Is Chatteris... Lyrics

They come from underneath the stairs Into my room but no-one cares They're on the bus and on the train They're knocking on my window pane Oh mother, telephone the nurse Can'...Read Full Lyrics

Well I'm not really worried about this, But can some one please answer me this - Apart from on commentary, where else on earth Can you hear the word 'aplomb' being used? I'm fillin...Read Full Lyrics

Saint Vitus came to my town And visited the cemetery. The dead got up and everything Became one big cacaphony. They all went down the social and They claimed their supplementary. A...Read Full Lyrics

[Verse 1] Geraldine, Geraldine, it’s just a selling plate; nobody cares Don’t be so self-conscious, what became of the carefree you? The one who would whistle to Throbbing G...Read Full Lyrics

Yeah? Woke up this morning and found myself in bed. My knowledge of the blues is somewhat nil. I dreamt about about a love-affair In far-off B(y)uda-Pest. The sort of thing ...Read Full Lyrics

[Verse 1] What possessed you to apply, Did your friends with good advice implode? We should hang you up in chains Let you rot beside the ill paved road. Born too late for the ...Read Full Lyrics

[Verse 1] Upon a ledge I could do with chalk I’d only gone for a sensible walk I didn’t bank on espying your form You said you were Yosemite bound You said we’d never ge...Read Full Lyrics

They've got the whole world in their house, They've got the whole wide world in their house, They've got the whole world in their house, To see the new conservatory They didn't cho...Read Full Lyrics

A fairly attractive girl walks past a building site, And from underneath an industrial safety helmet you hear: (wolf-whistle) Ta Neil (thanking Neil) And you stand there Witnessing...Read Full Lyrics

A doyen of Topiary once told me, That one day he would like to grow a maze, It seemed to be quite logical That this should be his wish. And with that We both went our separate ways...Read Full Lyrics