Deadly Alien Spawn Lyrics

I used to have fun but now I don't. The things I did now I wont. You can offer but I wont take. Since my baby learned how to Face Rake. My happy home has gone to hell. I'm a broke...Read Full Lyrics

Pinch me. Pinch me real hard. I've got to know if this is a dream. Is it a dream or did you really kiss me? I need evidence to prove that I'm awake. I need evidence. Let me kiss y...Read Full Lyrics

Oh no, she held his hand and they clutched their love Oh my, they made a wish on the stars up above Oh me, I guess that leaves me out in the cold Or so, so, so, so I been told ...Read Full Lyrics

We sat and decided as the seaons collided That our love was fairly utopian If it wasn't for my pills, my psychiatric bills And your unreliable fallopian Then I guess wed be fine Em...Read Full Lyrics

Arthur Askee and Dougie Dougie's Beetle Went down to the Animal Farm. Dug in for the poor, They heard stories from the war. And explaimed about the boil on his bum! Napoleon, very ...Read Full Lyrics

There was one of the gang, who had Scalextric and because of that he thought he was better than you. Every day after school, You'd go around there to play it, Hoping to compete for...Read Full Lyrics

Arthur Askee and Dougie Wougie Bader Went down to the Animal Farm. Douglas bored a boar, With his stories from the war. And explaimed about the boil on his palm. Napoleon, very p...Read Full Lyrics

Our Ted it has to be said Produces proof beyond us Rain, shine or gale force nine His frames remain intact Helicopters in my garden bringing wind, i beg your pardon Double glazing ...Read Full Lyrics

Mention the Lord of the Rings just once more, And I'll more than likely kill you. "Moorecock, Moorecock, Michael Moorecock" You fervently moan. Is this a wok that you sholve down m...Read Full Lyrics

[Verse 1] Ground Control to Monty Don, The testimonial silver’s gone The circumstance here’s pretty thin The sun comes out when I go in. On the way home from spinning clas...Read Full Lyrics